Between my job, my horrific real estate transaction, and the trolls, I think I'm losing my faith in humankind.
Thank you Jesus!
I like to think of myself as a generally optimistic person.
Ha! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Hold on. Gonna need a second here. Okay, breathe... And I'm good.
Oh man. Does she read the stuff she churns out?
I give people the benefit of the doubt.
Except Realtors. Or "Mortgage Monkeys". Or pretty much anyone at her shitty new job. Or her crazy crack addict brother. Or people who give her shitty wedding gifts.
I'll stop now.
Every day, every single day, I see the bad in people.
Everyone who reads her blog, in unison: WE KNOW
I see people suffering at the hands of others.
That happens every time someone reads her blog.
But it's hard for me to wrap my head around nastiness in mean people.
Once again, we have the woe is me routine from Dog. Look how bad I have it! I have such a shitty job! Everyone's out to screw me! Boo Hoo! Wait for the inevitable follow up post about how awesome she is.
And here it is!
I don't know what is happening to me at my job.
You don't? Wouldn't you have a pretty good idea, considering you work there and all?
It is changing my whole perspective.
It must be changing the part of her perspective that isn't whiny and bitchy.
Sometimes I'm not even sure I live in the same world anymore.
Pretty sure you do.
I don't get paid enough to deal with this.
Neither do I, yet I'm still here.
Nelson's alter ego: Actually moron, you get paid nothing.
Why is my alter ego such an asshole? Oh, wait...
I don't think I can ever get my optimistic innocence back.
Dog had optimistic innocence? Really?

3 comments:
It is hard some days for me to believe that Dog is really a person and not someone who has been contrived just to get blog views and make adsense money.
No, I truly believe she really is an egotistical 20-something bitch who was collecting an unjustified 6 figure Wall St. salary as an intern just because she was eye candy for the rest of the office.
The Adsense angle could be real, except she doesn't have any ads on her site at all.
She's already stated she does it for fun and doesn't want to make money out of it.
I think she's real (as far as I can know someone online without seeing them in person), and her writing may just not come across in the best of ways.
But I've experienced that too on my blog.
Things don't come out the right way when they're written versus being told the story in person.
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