I'm even more pissed off than usual.
Okay, so Dog has been extra whiny lately. First she decided to take a
break from blogging, apparently because a full 94% of her readers hate her. Obviously, this made me a little hard in the pants.
The break lasted all of like a minute and a half, because Dog is
back, baby! And she's pissed! Why is she so angry? Was she forced to be nice to someone? Did she get fired, again? Is she pissed off at some
Realtor from 1996? You people aren't even close. It turns out that people who disagree with Dog are like wife beaters.
So yeah. Turns out that I beat up women through the internet somehow. I'm so bad!
Obviously I can't take this lying down.
I work at a women's non-profit. That means I work with a lot of battered women. It's not all I do, but it's enough.
Hey! A glimpse into what Dog actually does!
Again, I pose the question how someone goes from working at some sort of accounting/finance job to counselling battered women. Those aren't really compatible skill sets.
They warned me that it would only be a matter of time until a woman would get killed on my watch. Anyone who has ever worked with/known/helped a battered woman knows why. You just can't help them unless they want to be helped, and sometimes it feels like they are just trying to get themselves killed.
I thought I had helped this woman. I knew the situation wasn't perfect, but I thought I had helped her and that things would get better. She was even a nurse who made all the money, and was a con who sat at home controlling her and spending her money.
Well, she went back. She loves him, and I don't know him. Now she is in the hospital, and the kids are in foster care.
Touching story. Brought a tear to my eye. What exactly is the point?
Sometimes I wonder if this is my relationship with this blog.
Dog's blog beats her up? It turns out that even her blog hates her. Are we really surprised?
Insecure loser trolls are not worth my time. (I'm looking at you Henry and Nelson!)
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Finally, a shout out on Dog Ate My Finances!
OMG! OMG YOU GUYS!
Hold on.
She called me a loser. But... but... that's not true, is it?
Guys?
GUYS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Cries) Dog isn't the only one with feelings!
It's always men with nothing going on with their lives.
Oh, the insults keep flying!
First of all, Dog hosts an anonymous blog, and so do I. Hell, 97% of all personal finance blogs are anonymous. It kind of comes with the territory. Generally people talk about money, which is kind of a personal subject.
Here's the thing about an anonymous blog: You can make up any shit you want. You can brag about how much money you "have". You can talk about how your husband put "a half a dozen baby boomers out of business", yet only nets like 85k per year, even though those numbers make absolutely no sense. So, Dog, when you, coming from anonymity, make fun of someone for having nothing going on, you kind of lose all credibility. Not that she had much in the first place.
I could tell you guys that I have lunch with Bill Gates every week, that I have a 145 IQ, that I nail Hayden Panettiere on a regular basis and that Sarah Palin and Jon Stewart are secretly having an affair. But since it's coming from a anonymous blogger blog, I would hope that you wouldn't take it very seriously. So why should we believe anything we read on Dog Ate My Finances? And why is she taking herself so seriously?
Also, I publish like every two weeks. Dog publishes basically daily. Maybe that would cause one to think, just for a second, that I have more going on than Dog does.
You know what, these men are garbage.
I am a bad person because I disagree with Dog. That makes complete sense.
And yet, I empower them for some reason or want their approval or something. Why?
I'm not sure Dog actually reads what I say about her. I mean, anyone with even a few neurons firing up there understands why I hate her, right?
Fuck.
Here's the best part:
Batterers are a worthless waste of oxygen. They are truly evil men. They live to destroy, to tear women down. They try to control women with money, with time, with all their relationships. They just want to bring her down to make them feel like they are worth something. You know what, that's what these trolls are.
I am a wife beater! No wonder why I can't get laid.
I love how seriously Dog is taking herself here. This whole exercise is basically the internet equivalent to throwing shit against a wall. Dog anonymously posts crap, I make fun of that crap using cuss words, Dog bitches about it, and then the cycle repeats itself. It's like a perpetual motion machine of crap.
We're hardly curing fucking cancer here people.
I'm just not going to take it anymore. Maybe I'll just delete it. Maybe I'll require a Blogger account.
If Dog can't handle criticism from the internet, then the real world must be kicking her ass. She's probably curled up in the fetal position and weeping right now.
The fact that Dog can't handle being insulted is awesome. If you take out the excess cuss words, Dog's tone is no better than mine. She called her Realtor an idiot, her mortgage broker a monkey, basically all of her relatives assholes for not getting her suitable wedding presents, among many, many other things. Yet when someone insults her, they get compared to a wife beater.
It's a big Internet.
Filled with porn!
If you don't like me, don't read it. It's my blog, and I'll publish what I want, and that includes your trash comments.
You notice that's always the argument for criticism? You don't like me? Then don't read me! But, whatever you do, please don't disagree with me.
It's really not that hard. Get a life.
Since that's not happening anytime soon, looks like we're stuck with what we have. See you next time Dog!